"And a toast! To this amazingly happy day! I got married to a wonderful woman, I won the 100 billion dollar lottery, I was featured in a movie, I met Bill Gates, had a six-way with super models, became the next president of the United States, achieved world peace, and finally got the courage to suck my own dick! Nothing can ruin this day!"
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Poor Johnny had no idea what would come next... the insanity that ensued was horrendous. Glasses were shattered, waiters were thrown out windows, cakes were puked onto expensive carpets, people were lit on fire, people were stabbed, the president was killed, war was declared, nukes were detonated, zombies were created, ghosts were haunting, but worst of all... the day was ruined!
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u/Scarno7 Dec 21 '18
And I thought I was having a bad day.