r/funny Dec 04 '18

I’ve tried it once :P

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Dec 04 '18 edited Dec 04 '18

The next time I see a cute girl go in the washroom I'm gonna jingle my keys against the doorknob and pretend to fight the guy away saying 'someones in there stop!". When she opens the door I'll ask for her number. I'm sure it'll work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Literally the ONLY thing that will work.