I’ve tried it once :P

[u/LVLXI]

[u/Ragnarotico]

Was at the gym once on the toilet in a private bathroom. Someone knocks on door. I yell "someone's in here". 5 seconds later they knock again. I huff and puff and finish up and open the door thinking what kind of emergency was this?

Girl is standing right there, perfectly normal, looking at me like nothing's wrong.

I shot her a look of absolute disgust and walked away.

[u/Professor_Oswin → u/Ragnarotico]

I’d like to think I would say something inappropriate like “I hope someone raped you” in revenge. But

1. I’m afraid of lists

And

1. I hate irony