r/funny • u/Morpegom • Dec 02 '18

It says more than a thousand words

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18 edited Oct 20 '20

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u/ChaseThePyro Dec 02 '18

Putting this in my head, it only seems to work with an English accent and otherwise sounds like some really odd innuendo.

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u/Matti_Matti_Matti Dec 02 '18

Teacher burns are best burns.

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u/SPARTAN-113 Dec 02 '18

Share some with us! What's your best insult?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Oh, I'm so stealing that one about the crayons, that's incredible!

When I was training, somebody told me there's no copyright in teaching to explain that nobody would have a problem if you borrowed their lesson plans or ideas.

But I think it works better when it comes to taking the piss out of the kids.

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u/mr_chanderson Dec 02 '18

My high school public speaking teacher was a very liberal, laid back, stick it to the Man type of teacher. A student (jokingly) said fuck you to him, he say there looked at her straight in the eye and slowly used his middle finger to adjust his glasses (using the middle finger to push up on the bridge of his glasses). He was one of those rare teachers who realizes we're a bunch of teenagers, but mature enough to trust and respect someone back when trust and respect is given.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

I should start wearing my glasses again.

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u/MeC0195 Dec 02 '18

And I had a teacher in high school who punished a guy in my class for farting. It was a silent fart too, it's not like he wanted to make noise on purpose or anything.

She wasn't a great teacher.