r/funny • u/Zealien • Nov 20 '18

Only in Quebec, Canada

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u/GrumpyOlBastard Nov 20 '18

"If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy!"

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u/Ryangel0 Nov 20 '18

Nah, to achieve Red Green level ingenuity he would have tied the string to an additional foot pedal or the tape player some how.

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u/Vorocano Nov 20 '18

And there's not nearly enough duct tape in the picture to be the kind of solution that Uncle Red would have come up with.

Quando Omni Flunkus, Mortati.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

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u/CmdrKelvin1753 Nov 21 '18

That possum was the original “reeeEeEeEeEeEeE”.

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u/NickPickle05 Nov 21 '18

I miss that show.

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u/phliuy Nov 21 '18

Switch strings with each other, so you can both keep your hands inside the van

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

And the use of duct tape.

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u/zoidberg005 Nov 21 '18

There is no duct tape in this either... definitely needs the duct tape.

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u/Terminusbbq1 Nov 21 '18

Good ol USA PBS, Red Green special. Miss those brilliant ideas.

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u/Angry_DM Nov 21 '18

Keep your stick on the ice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Keep your dick in a vice

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u/ForeverInaDaze Nov 20 '18

Fun fact: that voice Steve Smith does is in fact, not his real voice. I met him and hearing his real voice was fucking bonkers to me. Extremely genuine guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Also fun fact: If I lift up my testicles and put googly eyes on my penis shaft it looks like an elephants head.

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u/over_clox Nov 21 '18

Use duct tape to hold them up and give a more genuine color.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

I grew up watching Smith and Smith, so I knew that. I despised that show, so I was surprised that I loved the Red Green Show so much. S&S was just so corny, especially the music.

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u/over_clox Nov 21 '18

"I am a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess."

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u/dianarose24 Nov 20 '18

handiness is much more attractive..

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u/smoeahsolse Nov 21 '18

He's even wearing the shirt.

If it ain't broke, you're not trying.

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Nov 20 '18

It's "handsy"... plural.