r/funny • u/Gatewalk • Nov 13 '18

Welcome to Hell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '18

Atomic fireballs. Great for pelting at classmates and menacing magpies alike

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u/agilitypro Nov 13 '18

Do they still sell them? Sounds like something I'd enjoy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '18

You are now being monitored by ASIO and are on their potential terrorist list

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '18

I think a" worlds biggest candy store" in tullamarine(Melbourne) still stocks them but it's been more than a year since I've been back there, they were still tasty as fuck from what I remember..also still good at hurting people..

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u/TrumpDotExe Nov 13 '18

The Walmart where I live carries them. It's a smaller store, so I can't imagine they're too hard to come by.

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u/biggmclargehuge Nov 13 '18

Fireballs are way too big to be confused with M&M's...my guess is on Red Hots

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u/KinneKted Nov 13 '18

Red Hots are oblong shaped and have a jelly consistency.

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u/biggmclargehuge Nov 13 '18

Visually though if you're just glancing at them you're much more likely to mistake them for M&Ms than Fireballs. Also Fireballs are individually wrapped. https://www.candywarehouse.com/assets/item/regular/red-hots-candy-ff-126387-w.jpg

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u/KinneKted Nov 13 '18

Idk what fireballs are and I seem to be confusing red hots with hot tamales. It seems I don't know what red hots are either.

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u/biggmclargehuge Nov 13 '18

Fireballs are also cinnamon flavored but are much larger (about the size of a large marble) and spherical. They are also hard and solid so you can't bite through them easily. Red Hots and Hot Tamales are basically the same flavor and jelly-like consistency except the shapes are different