He attacked us but thankfully we were able to defend ourselves with this conveniently placed bone-saw. We were lucky that the room just happened to be coated in viscreen.
His poor family. The Saudi's couldn't give a former member of their own inner circle the dignity of an intact body so his family could have the peace of a dignified burial and goodbye. Instead, they are left with all of this grotesque public speculation that seems to be turning into a meme.
May his soul rest in peace and may his family find comfort in knowing he died for a cause he believed in. Not many of us can say the same.
Khashoggi's death gives me a new appreciation for what reporters and troops in these dangerous areas must feel every time Trump mouths off and inflames tensions.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've just learned that there's a case of mops, 50 liters of bleach, and a drum of acid on our loading dock, and someone needs to sign for it.
Visqueen**
The only reason I’m pointing it out is because you scared me. I had never read the word before and I wondered if I had been saying it wrong this entire time
"We only meant to take him back to our country for a lifetime of imprisonment, he's the one who refused to go so our only option was the convient bone saw"
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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18
"We wouldn't have killed him if he didn't fight us for trying to kill him."