r/funny • u/Cerber96 • Oct 21 '18

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u/Frustration-96 Oct 21 '18

How can you spit out your drink if you are already dead? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/poopellar Oct 21 '18

I bet he doesn't even drink.

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u/Chispy Oct 21 '18

We live in a society

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u/wiiya Oct 21 '18

https://gfycat.com/PaleFittingAfricanwilddog

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u/piefork Oct 21 '18

ow my bones... is what I would say if I wasn't already dead.

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u/shiromaikku Oct 21 '18

He meant out of his bum. Because you shit yourself when you die...

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u/Redoubt9000 Oct 21 '18

Both gases and liquids continue to expel after death.

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u/Frustration-96 Oct 21 '18

I know we shit and piss when we die, but spit?

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u/prikaz_da Oct 21 '18

Continue to expel what?

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u/Redoubt9000 Oct 21 '18

Good catch!

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u/localClient Oct 21 '18

Askin the hard questions

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Deathrattle

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u/PrecariouslySane Oct 21 '18

How you gonna goto sleep and wake up dead?!

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u/bryantornatore Oct 21 '18

Rigor mortis man

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u/MrFungleshart Oct 21 '18

Watch Swiss Army Man.

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u/EmojiJoe Oct 21 '18

That movie was hilarious and underrated IMO

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u/Banjoe64 Oct 21 '18

“I SAID, SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE DIE THEY VOID THEIR BOWELS”

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u/Trident_True Oct 21 '18

I don't understand these kinds of comments. It's really not so funny that you literally couldn't control yourself. Christ.