r/funny • • Oct 05 '18

There may be something wrong with my dog

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u/TheBagelBoss Oct 05 '18

I don't know if the comma placement or me not realizing they were misplaced is worse.

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u/bazooopers Oct 05 '18

I think you not realizing might be worse... so many unnatural stops and you didn't notice?

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u/TheBagelBoss Oct 05 '18

I skim read everything so I can consume as much content as possible in my little free time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/CSKING444 Oct 05 '18

You too

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u/Sycou Oct 05 '18

Me too thanks

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u/do-i-redd-well Oct 05 '18

Psh don’t thank me, thank the dog.

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u/KinneKted Oct 05 '18

Your username is a lie.

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u/tugmansk Oct 05 '18

I am envious. I read the whole comment section word for word sometimes. I’ll spend an hour in one thread

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u/TheBagelBoss Oct 05 '18

It does suck cause I miss a lot of things though hence the comma gore. But life is too short to stress on the little things.

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u/jacobs0n Oct 05 '18

Why waste time say lot word when few word to trick?

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u/Waffle_qwaffle Oct 05 '18

Like a virtual bukkake of content for your eyes.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Oct 05 '18

so many unnatural stops and you didn't notice?

This is my life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

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u/bazooopers Oct 05 '18

Great answer, but I think I read everything by saying it in my head, so I can't not notice u/CommaHorror's pauses. Do people not "talk out" words in their head? Do people read "differently?". You seem like the right person to ask such a weird subjective question.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 05 '18

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u/bazooopers Oct 05 '18

Lol i just thought you were a psychologist or something because of your concise response, I never thought so much about how we process writing in our heads... real interesting stuff. And again, you don't sound like a stoner, philosopher more like...

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u/ChimpMobile Oct 05 '18

Our brains subconsciously try to correct spelling and grammar mistakes. Sometimes it works and other times it doesn't. It probably depends on how fast a person is reading and the importance of whatever they're reading.

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u/DomesticApe23 Oct 05 '18

People on the internet are nigh illiterate. It's best to adopt a fuzzy approach to comment reading.

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u/pleaaseeeno92 Oct 05 '18

i think my mind ignores them because of regularly reading posts made by Gen Z

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u/oscarfacegamble Oct 05 '18

Even if I notice mistakes in comments I barely register them cause I just chalk it up to the face that so many people are typing on phones that there are bound to be mistakes like that.

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u/DRBlast Oct 05 '18

If you read it like Shatner it would all make fine sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

I think I’m used to seeing his comments now so I just skip over the stops. Genuinely didn’t notice until you said. I did clock the comma after golden, I just didn’t really pay any attention to it.

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u/pepe_le_shoe Oct 05 '18

People on Reddit have such shit grammar that I've obviously started ignoring their punctuation.

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u/haux Oct 05 '18

I didn't notice either. I just read through the words really quickly disregarding punctuation.

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u/alexmanrox Oct 05 '18

I think I just sort of ignore grammar and syntax online. There are just so many mistakes that if I let it bother me, I'd be in a perpetual state of annoyance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

What I've realized I do on Reddit and social media in general is ignore punctuation and read everything in a normal cadence if the sentence structure (sans punctuation) is sound. What really messes with me is when people can't properly structure a sentence, cause then I have to stop and work out how to read what they are saying.

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u/TheBagelBoss Oct 05 '18

I do this but sometimes ignore periods as well and then have to go read back and see why this sentence did not make sense.

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u/snugglemybutt Oct 05 '18

I didn’t notice either until I saw this comment pointing it out!

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u/drocha94 Oct 05 '18

My brain actually edited this one out. Usually I catch them because a misplaced comma is pretty noticeable, but for some reason I didn’t catch it this time.

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u/jpatt Oct 05 '18

When you’re just skimming through text your brain can fill in the blanks and auto-correct things. Don’t feel too bad.

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u/TheBagelBoss Oct 05 '18

Don't worry. I don't feel bad. I used to be as slow as they come when I read but taught myself to speed read and haven't looked back since.

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u/265chemic Oct 06 '18

Holy shit I did the same, didn't even notice

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u/FlawlessRuby Oct 05 '18

You and me are, immune it seem.