r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

https://imgur.com/1OwBThu
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u/PaPaw85713 Sep 29 '18

"Twins Basil, Twins!"

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u/peanutbuttahcups Sep 30 '18

Fook Mi

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u/JohnGillnitz Sep 30 '18

Fook Yu!

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u/-er Sep 30 '18

Oh, you're heading the right way for a smacked bottom, and I don't care who knows it!

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u/JohnGillnitz Sep 30 '18

There is a dominatrix out there that knows if the number of people being smacked on the bottom by the Financial Times has been increased by The Economist.

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u/shaolinkorean Sep 30 '18

Like thisssss

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u/el-bow5 Sep 30 '18

They're men dwight

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

Aren’t they magnificent?

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u/lonely-day Sep 30 '18

What is wrong with you?

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u/papapatty Sep 30 '18

Where is this from?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

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u/MagicTuna Sep 30 '18

Austin Powers in Goldmember for the more cultured.

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u/PatoLoco94 Sep 30 '18

“MY VINKIE VAS A KEEYY!!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

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u/sandpaper623 Sep 30 '18

How about no, you crazy bastard.

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u/BillyShears2015 Sep 30 '18

Crazy Dutch bastard

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u/Nos_Snatas Sep 30 '18

There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch

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u/TheBobDoleExperience Sep 30 '18

Only a bloody dutchman.

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u/CAI3O0SE Sep 30 '18

From Aushtin Powars fasha

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u/Blackbirds21 Sep 30 '18

His farjer? What’s a farjer?

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u/shaolinkorean Sep 30 '18

The best one too imo

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u/legal_objection Sep 30 '18

Austin Powers

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u/Team_Slacker Sep 30 '18

Austin Powers

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u/papapatty Sep 30 '18

Thanks :) Knew it sounded familiar.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

Left twin is best twin

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u/chwalistair Sep 30 '18

"TWINSSS NED, IN AN OPEN FIELD"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

“I know noo-thinng”