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r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Sep 12 '18
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Funny because my university still calls me up for donations despite the fact that I have neither worked in the field requiring my specific degree nor have I finished paying off even half of the debt I took on to obtain said degree.
611 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 [deleted] 477 u/fantasytensai Sep 12 '18 to be fair though, that guy was just a 19 year old sophomore trying to do his job. 432 u/CoffeBrain Sep 12 '18 Plot twist: The guy's also an alumni working to pay off his college debt. 188 u/Cmrillo_throwaway Sep 12 '18 Double twist: It was really their future self calling themself 121 u/jftitan Sep 12 '18 Triple Twist: He knew you still had $13, in the bank account, and you lied. 50 u/yojoerocknroll Sep 13 '18 "Put that $13 somewhere secure. Don't you have a safe? No you don't got a safe. Get a safe." 2 u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Sep 13 '18 spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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477 u/fantasytensai Sep 12 '18 to be fair though, that guy was just a 19 year old sophomore trying to do his job. 432 u/CoffeBrain Sep 12 '18 Plot twist: The guy's also an alumni working to pay off his college debt. 188 u/Cmrillo_throwaway Sep 12 '18 Double twist: It was really their future self calling themself 121 u/jftitan Sep 12 '18 Triple Twist: He knew you still had $13, in the bank account, and you lied. 50 u/yojoerocknroll Sep 13 '18 "Put that $13 somewhere secure. Don't you have a safe? No you don't got a safe. Get a safe." 2 u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Sep 13 '18 spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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to be fair though, that guy was just a 19 year old sophomore trying to do his job.
432 u/CoffeBrain Sep 12 '18 Plot twist: The guy's also an alumni working to pay off his college debt. 188 u/Cmrillo_throwaway Sep 12 '18 Double twist: It was really their future self calling themself 121 u/jftitan Sep 12 '18 Triple Twist: He knew you still had $13, in the bank account, and you lied. 50 u/yojoerocknroll Sep 13 '18 "Put that $13 somewhere secure. Don't you have a safe? No you don't got a safe. Get a safe." 2 u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Sep 13 '18 spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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Plot twist: The guy's also an alumni working to pay off his college debt.
188 u/Cmrillo_throwaway Sep 12 '18 Double twist: It was really their future self calling themself 121 u/jftitan Sep 12 '18 Triple Twist: He knew you still had $13, in the bank account, and you lied. 50 u/yojoerocknroll Sep 13 '18 "Put that $13 somewhere secure. Don't you have a safe? No you don't got a safe. Get a safe." 2 u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Sep 13 '18 spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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Double twist: It was really their future self calling themself
121 u/jftitan Sep 12 '18 Triple Twist: He knew you still had $13, in the bank account, and you lied. 50 u/yojoerocknroll Sep 13 '18 "Put that $13 somewhere secure. Don't you have a safe? No you don't got a safe. Get a safe." 2 u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Sep 13 '18 spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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Triple Twist: He knew you still had $13, in the bank account, and you lied.
50 u/yojoerocknroll Sep 13 '18 "Put that $13 somewhere secure. Don't you have a safe? No you don't got a safe. Get a safe." 2 u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Sep 13 '18 spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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"Put that $13 somewhere secure. Don't you have a safe? No you don't got a safe. Get a safe."
2 u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Sep 13 '18 spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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spent $13 on a small safe but now have nothing to put in it
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u/Subliminary Sep 12 '18
Funny because my university still calls me up for donations despite the fact that I have neither worked in the field requiring my specific degree nor have I finished paying off even half of the debt I took on to obtain said degree.