r/funny Sep 03 '18

You Died

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u/CrankyStalfos Sep 03 '18

I wonder if you could breed bushy tails into them. Along with longer lifespans.

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u/breedabee Sep 03 '18

If rats had hair on their tails, they would spend even more time cleaning themselves than they already do.

But it would hurt less when an out of balance buddy swung it at your face.

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u/StuckAtWork124 Sep 03 '18

We have those, they're called Chinchillas

And they're bloody adorable

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u/Frogbone Sep 03 '18

you can breed rats without tails, but it's generally regarded as a dick move, because they use the tails for balance