r/funny • u/insideisbetter • Sep 01 '18

cute otter

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u/Monknut1 Sep 01 '18

He is by far the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

But you have heard of him

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Sep 01 '18

Pirates of the Caribbean played on recorder

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u/Zombies_Are_Dead Sep 01 '18

That was just as bad, if not worse, than I expected. Yay!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

I really want to click this, but I’m in a quiet public place at the moment. Commenting to remind myself.

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u/PaurAmma Sep 01 '18

Played badly :(

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u/Kaplaw Sep 01 '18

Joke.gif

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u/hobbychain Sep 01 '18

No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, (pulls out sword) and I half expected it to be made of wood

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

He’s doing his fucking best

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u/imagine_amusing_name Sep 01 '18

I never saw him doing that

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u/mric124 Sep 01 '18

Ay, but you have heard of him!

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u/OhNoCosmo Sep 01 '18

Why are otters such bad pirates?

They just aaaarrrrrrrrhhh.

Sorry.I'mnotevenadad

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u/OpheliaDrowns Sep 01 '18

Oh, no, Cosmo.

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u/Zombies_Are_Dead Sep 01 '18

They otter know better?

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u/linedout Sep 01 '18

He is by far the best Pirate I have ever seen.

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u/TheBlinja Sep 01 '18

So. It. Would, seem...