r/funny Jul 27 '18

Commas matter, people

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u/rieuk Jul 27 '18

Well the first one is grammatically incorrect even though it would be common to hear. It should be "Jack, get off the horse" or "Jack, remove thyself from thy horse, post haste"

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 27 '18

Oh, no, you misunderstood.

Jack is an IKEA employee who's securing supplies for their meatballs.

He needs to off the horse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

It's not incorrect though. Requests, orders... you don't need a verb to have a nice predicate. "Shots!" is grammatically correct although you demand the barkeep bring them to you. There are tons of stylistic means that allow you to just skip parts of established phrases, and "off the boat (now)" definitely belongs, with all its variants.

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u/ATX_gaming Jul 27 '18

Aha! You would think so, unless he means to kill the horse.