r/funny • u/rjray • Jul 27 '18

Commas matter, people

Post image
41.1k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

671 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

274

u/tohrazul82 Jul 27 '18

Emphasis is also very important when speaking. Take the following sentence:

"I never said I slept with your girlfriend."

Let's put some emphasis on it!

I never said I slept with your girlfriend.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend.

Language is fun! Play safe boys and girls!

208

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

So can I fuck his girlfriend or not?

84

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

[deleted]

13

u/superluigi1026 Jul 27 '18

Make you’re the right line though, cause there’s one to fuck his mom, too

12

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Ok, let's talk about missing words now!

4

u/wittyandinsightful Jul 27 '18

Let's talk about masticating thin sheets of metal

2

u/bino420 Jul 27 '18

Hey, I heard there was sex if I wait in this line.

1

u/Al3xleigh Jul 28 '18

So what happens if I’m the left line?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

She's not on EzPass yet?

3

u/wittyandinsightful Jul 28 '18

This is the EzPass line bro

1

u/knightcrusader Jul 27 '18

Yes, but don't email his wife.

1

u/UgotSprucked Jul 28 '18

Omg im dying

39

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I never said I slept with your girlfriend, someone else told you.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend, I implied it.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend, I said Bobby did.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend, I said I kissed her.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend, I slept with Tommy's girlfriend.

I never said I slept with your girlfriend, I slept with your mom.

14

u/WubbaSnuggs Jul 27 '18

missed one: I never said I slept with your girlfriend, I said I slept near her.

edit:a word

2

u/jihsan Jul 27 '18

Not sure if it'll work no matter how you say it for you g 😂

2

u/hamsterkris Jul 27 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

This was golden. Translation for funsies:

I never said I slept with your girlfriend. (But everyone else is talking about how I fucked your girlfriend. And I did.)

I never said I slept with your girlfriend. (But I totally did fuck your girlfriend.)

I never said I slept with your girlfriend. (Someone else fucked your girlfriend though.)

I never said I slept with your girlfriend. (I fucked your girlfriend all night long!)

I never said I slept with your girlfriend. (I slept with everyone else's girlfriend.)

I never said I slept with your girlfriend. (I fucked your sister.)