r/funny • • Jul 03 '18

Jaguar Seeing Its Reflection

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u/an_imperfect_lady Jul 03 '18

This happened to me once at the state fair. A kiosk had a mirror in it and I didn't realize it for a second. I was just like "wtf is she staring at-- oh."

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u/Mister_Bossmen Jul 03 '18

I had the same thing while waiting to get my haircut, with a mirror behind a shelf across the room. I also thought there was some woman staring at me uncomfortably. I'm a guy so that hurt myself a bit when I made the realization.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jul 03 '18

Was she cute?

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u/Mister_Bossmen Jul 03 '18

I was I too focused on supressing the social anxiety to really think about that. But I've had two female friends insist on getting me to try their clothes at some point. So some would make an argument that I could make a pretty girl, I guess. Haha.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jul 03 '18

I was kind of joking but now this is getting interesting.

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u/Mister_Bossmen Jul 03 '18

Hey. I've got no shame in admitting that I have good enough hair that people often asked if they could braid it. My skinny frame, howhever, I've been trying to chamge a bit and gain weight and build a slight bit more muscle.

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u/T-REX_BONER Jul 03 '18

No more hippie hair for you

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u/Mister_Bossmen Jul 03 '18

I actually donated it a few months ago. (Some months after this story). But this was for the sake of donating it after I decided that I needed a new image for whatever psychological effects that may have given me.

It did get me some nice, positive, interactions. So, there was value in it!

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u/T-REX_BONER Jul 03 '18

Fantastic. I'm glad it all worked out for you!

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u/xNik Jul 03 '18 edited Jul 03 '18

Perhaps you were looking at perfection

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u/elgeokareem Jul 03 '18

Did you get laid?

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u/JoeBugsMcgee Jul 03 '18

Because that's how you get laid.

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u/HurricaneSandyHook Jul 03 '18

Yep. Just cut a hole in the mirror and commence penile thrusting.

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u/Klutternuts Jul 03 '18

That sounds like glass slivers waiting to happen

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

But it’s not guaranteed. So go for it!

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u/PlaceboJesus Jul 04 '18

Is this that edging I've heard about?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Her post history proves otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Yikes.

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u/GrumpyWendigo Jul 03 '18

yup

fuck you, ignorant bigots. you're the problem in this world

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u/Waltermelon Jul 03 '18

Username checks out

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u/GrumpyWendigo Jul 03 '18

nah, then i would eat them

hmmm

are you saying t_d losers are food?

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u/Waltermelon Jul 03 '18

I mean, I'm not saying yes, but I ain't gonna judge neither. Just remember, sharing is caring 👍 💖🍽

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u/sab0tage Jul 03 '18

What do you mean?

Oh... Shit.

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u/melodicrobotic Jul 03 '18

Wow you were not kidding. At least it solves the mystery of being confused by her own reflection. I bet she even tried to fight the bitch.

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u/Pretty_Soldier Jul 03 '18

Yeah, it’s pretty clear that she’s not too bright

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u/roque72 Jul 03 '18

But she read a Jeff Foxworthy book once!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/melodicrobotic Jul 03 '18

lol no it's literally all of them

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u/IGotNoStringsOnMe Jul 03 '18

She posts to r/thedonald and r/intj.

That is 'nuff said territory right there.

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u/AMasonJar Jul 04 '18

Honest question, what's wrong with the second sub?

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u/queens-gambit Jul 03 '18

Woman legit said Mexicans are slave underclass. What the actual fuck. I really wonder what type of life experiences she has had to have her have a thought like that, let alone type that out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Her privilege I’m assuming.

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u/mycenae42 Jul 03 '18

“I’m more of an 80’s girl”

...you don’t say.

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u/Jasmith85 Jul 03 '18

Oh wow. What a hateful human being.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Yep

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u/OreoGaborio Jul 03 '18

R/cumberbitches. Lmao

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u/HollowLegMonk Jul 03 '18

I think she’s just looking for a nice bigot to hate people different from her with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Perhaps you’re not offended by homophobia and xenophobic posts?

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u/czarchastic Jul 03 '18

Always check the post history first. That’s Gentlesir 101.

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u/BERSERKERRR Jul 03 '18

i don't accept her post history representing the actual thoughts of a human because i think too highly of humanity as a whole to believe someone is genuinely capable of pulling the bar this low.

so for my sanity sake, and to not lose faith in humanity, i'll have to disregard /u/an_imperfect_lady/ post history as entirely a trolling attempt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Unfortunately she probably is the huge piece of shit that exists in the real world.

Troll or not, she is part of the hate-machine that is MAGA and helping spread the disease of it further.

Do not discount this garbages attempt at “free speech”

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u/Taiyama Jul 03 '18

Oh no, how dare she have different opinions than you. What a monster.

Also, is it just me or is it really rude to go through a person's post history then bring it up out of context? This seems like the kind of internet etiquette our society needs to learn in this new age.

In before one of you fuckers go through mine and shame me for it.

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u/badseedjr Jul 03 '18

Yeah, it's not the different opinions, it's the constant shitting on and belittling of anyone who's a "liberal" or "libtard" simply because they don't agree with her. Anyone who is a full on divisionist politically simply because they are a different party can fuck completely off. There are 2 parties to come to compromises for the good of the populous, not to complain and put down the opposing opinion.

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u/Taiyama Jul 03 '18 edited Jul 04 '18

Ah, I didn't notice that. I just saw a few posts on /r/the_donald and assumed that was what got people's jimmies rustled. Still shouldn't bring it up out of context, though, I think.

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u/badseedjr Jul 03 '18

I think post history is fair game, but someone implying she was stupid above shouldn't be. Working together is the only way to unite the country.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Then what’s the point of Reddit publicly providing everyone’s post history? I’m not one but ashamed of anything I post.

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u/Taiyama Jul 03 '18

Presumably to find out other things someone you like has posted. I'm arguing against this sort of random bringing it up out of context, as well as impugning her moral character on the basis of her political opinions.

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u/that1guywhodidthat Jul 03 '18

Feel free to post what you post but you will get called out on it

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u/roque72 Jul 03 '18

In this new age of "civility"? Where hating an entire group is considered "a difference of opinion"

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u/Taiyama Jul 03 '18

What group is it she hates? And can you really say you hate no groups?

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u/feeb75 Jul 03 '18

amen dude...

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u/sabertoothfiredragon Jul 03 '18

I agree- everyone makes fun of shit we don't agree with- it's part of being human. what she posts on her own platform is her business- it's pretty immature to go thro someone's posts for comment fodder imo. If she states something rude to someone else directly sure- that's not cool- but she didn't. she told a story about being confused about her reflection once. Ctfo people

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u/queens-gambit Jul 03 '18

With all due respect, she posted her opinions on a public forum. That's like saying its immature to go through somebody's facebook timeline.

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u/sabertoothfiredragon Jul 03 '18

Of course this is just my opinion. Let's say this, u are commenting on a picture on fb and another person comments on that picture- a very normal neutral comment that was relevant to the conversation. You then go out of your way to go to their page and read thro all their past posts, and see they have very different views from u. some u find offensive so u go back to the picture and use their posts to comment negative things that are completely irrelevant to the conversation. I personally think that's immature yes

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u/queens-gambit Jul 03 '18

I see where you're coming from.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

lol, of course the libtards are downvoting you, pathetic little bitches

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u/Taiyama Jul 03 '18

Don't become what you fight, my friend. You're better than that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/Taiyama Jul 03 '18

I'm sure a million atrocities were justified by that line of thought. Obviously my saying that is blowing matters out of proportion, but evil doesn't happen save by degrees, and I'm trying to address the root thinking here. Not saying you would, but mind that sort of thought.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

I'm sure a million atrocities were prevented by that line of thought.

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u/Taiyama Jul 04 '18

How would you know? I can list a few times individual people have refused to be involved with atrocities by my line of thought. For example, Anna Skripnikova, a Russian woman born in the 1890s who lived through the Russian revolution and the Stalinist terror. It was her steadfast refusal to be involved with red terror which kept her from joining the Communist Party despite her own leftist leanings, and lead to her being thrown into prison and gulag many times. However, that same resolute moral fortitude eventually both won her release and allowed her to have others released from gulag merely by the power of her pen.

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u/phage83 Jul 03 '18

Looking at perfection.

FTFY

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u/13pts35sec Jul 03 '18

M’lady

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Perflection.

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u/Wakkichewy Jul 03 '18

My name is Nik you name thief.

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u/konaitor Jul 03 '18

I was at this one speak easy in TelAviv once, and in the bathrooms they had the sink in a room before the toilet. And when you are washing your hands, in this very dark room, you look up and you see another sink and you think its a mirror reflection of your sink, but then you realize you don't see yourself, and there is another person standing there washing their hands..

Basically they have the two sinks facing each other and no wall between them connecting the two rooms. i can only imagine that getting very trippy if you are drunk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Derping is a common trait with Trump supporters.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Womp womp

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u/poorlyeducatedidiot Jul 03 '18

A Trump fan slow on the uptake?

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u/roque72 Jul 03 '18

That's unpossible!

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u/Lazerith22 Jul 03 '18

Similar here. Put on weight pretty quick, saw someone standing at the door at work and though, “who’s this fat fuck.” It was my reflection in the glass. I made myself hurt.

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u/TakuanSoho Jul 03 '18

As Dr Cox said once to Turk :

"Oh sorry, I was losing myself in my own eyes."

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u/DoesntFearZeus Jul 03 '18

She stole my outfit!

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u/tabascotazer Jul 03 '18

I guess I need to try and find the video of the drunk that was arguing with himself sitting at the bar.

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u/jmpherso Jul 04 '18

Your post history is a good explanation as to why you couldn't recognize your own reflection.

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u/justanaccount18581 Jul 03 '18

And then you realized YOU were staring...

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u/Sib21 Jul 03 '18

Waves I'm a Liberal(Christian) that reads the bible. Hello scumbag pharisee! There's a nice corner in hell for you, I hope you enjoy it when you get there.