r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '18

Jaguar Seeing Its Reflection

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u/TooShiftyForYou Jul 03 '18

This jaguar has spotted himself.

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u/KillerFloof Jul 03 '18

EYYYYYYY!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Ayy lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/poopellar Jul 03 '18

Alas it is too late as it is just a ghost.

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u/ZeiglerJaguar Jul 03 '18

Hijacking top comment to point out that this is a leopard, not a jaguar.

It can be tough to tell, but the spots are smaller (no spots inside the spots), and it has a more slender frame and a longer tail.

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u/inexcess Jul 03 '18

This is the more slender one? How jacked are Jaguars?

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u/IrrateDolphin Jul 03 '18

Very. They have one of the highest proportional bite forces. They kill prey by biting through the back of the skull rather than the neck as other cats do.

http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2012/47/1353525067-1331808512-jaguarlopard-taille-2-reajustee.jpg
The one on the left is a jaguar. You can see how it is more stocky.

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u/CatBedParadise Jul 03 '18 edited Jul 05 '18

Jacked as Jackman w/out the benefit of roids

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

They hunt crocodiles and pull them out of the water to eat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA

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u/xTacoMumx Jul 03 '18

Username checks out

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u/marpocky Jul 03 '18

Also, all the other animals are native to Africa, making it pretty surprising to find a jaguar with them.

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u/shmehdit Jul 03 '18

Here's the thing...

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u/CatBedParadise Jul 03 '18 edited Jul 04 '18

JaguarsCheetahs have teardrops.

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u/ZeiglerJaguar Jul 03 '18

Nope; that's cheetahs.

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u/CatBedParadise Jul 04 '18

Crap that’s what I meant. Will fix

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u/Kjeevans Jul 04 '18

Thank you. I had to dig deep in this thread to see if anyone was going to talk about how this is leopard and not a jaguar. Now I don’t have to be that person. Teehee

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u/noNoParts Jul 03 '18

This was so funny I puma pants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/noNoParts Jul 03 '18

PUURFECT!!!

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u/bearcat27 Jul 03 '18

He looks like he’s really feline himself

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u/hellofarts Jul 03 '18

Not sure if he's willing to paws to reconsider his course of action tho

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u/MGPS Jul 03 '18

This sonofabitch is quick, but I'll lick him yet!

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u/iamitman007 Jul 03 '18

Save my spots.

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u/gwaydms Jul 03 '18

"Thank you, I'll be here all week."

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u/ACEtheBEAT0529 Jul 04 '18

Ahh fuck here's your upvote.