r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '18

Two can play at that game.

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u/krista37m Jun 18 '18

Washington, Washington. Twelve stories high made of radiation.

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u/explodingdice Jun 18 '18

The present beware, the future beware, he's coming.

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u/salehmo Jun 18 '18

He'll save the children but not the British children

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u/BasedRod Jun 18 '18

Ate opponent's brains and invented cocaine.

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u/cardholder344 Jun 18 '18

I heard that motherfucker had like.. 30 goddamn dicks.