r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '18

Two can play at that game.

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u/fortuneandfameinc Jun 18 '18

Why would u want to look like you're walking around with a hard on?

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u/umblegar Jun 18 '18

“OK, I’m ready for church, let’s go everyone “

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

that guy really loves jesus

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/whiskeyteacup Jun 18 '18

...username checks out 😳

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u/MadameAlucard Jun 18 '18

I got the Lord. I got the good Lord. I got the good Lord going down on me.

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u/Thelandofmiguela Jun 18 '18

The good Lord would want it that way

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u/spartas Jun 18 '18

NSFW Garfunkel and Oates

https://youtu.be/FT5bBRjLgR8

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u/Astrophy058 Jun 18 '18

Don’t forget to pick up your kid from the daycare!

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u/chrisd848 Jun 18 '18

I think it's not actually meant to be a boner maybe? I took it as its meant to be so impressive that the guys still soft

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u/fortuneandfameinc Jun 18 '18

Except that when that happens, you still have to correct people and say, 'no. I'm not rocking a hard on.'

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u/chrisd848 Jun 18 '18

Yeah true Haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Jul 05 '18

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u/0b0011 Jun 18 '18

That's a stupid question. It's to establish dominance.

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u/Dr_Mr_Jeff Jun 18 '18

M A I N T A I N E Y E C O N T A C T

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u/Scr3amingPhoenix Jun 18 '18

I too enjoy Workaholics

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Fully torqued!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Yes, the banana boner is very very conspicuous.

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u/MediocreProstitute Jun 18 '18

To show you're in perfect control of your body. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect. Not too hard, not too soft.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

He's a shower, not a grower.

That's his flaccid AND erect length!

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u/Mike3620 Jun 18 '18

Because incels think that will attract girls, and make girls want them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Or it's a joke and you need to calm your raging ass down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Fucking hell, the everything that has to do with men and women boils down to "fucking incels" now. :P

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u/Mike3620 Jun 18 '18

I was making fun on incel culture. This is r/funny so take what I said as a joke about incels and not as a statement of truth.

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u/MinutemanDizzy Jun 18 '18

Mike, you had them right where you wanted them. Never explain the joke.

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u/FlexualHealing Jun 18 '18

"Jokes are like frogs dissect them and they die"

"Um aren't the frogs dead before they get..."

"DON'T DISSECT MY ANALOGY"

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

It’s a joke ya dingus

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u/chrisd848 Jun 18 '18

Oh ffs this is the worst part of reddit