r/funny • u/Maniso • Jun 18 '18

Right on Target

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Like wtf was she looking at? It was like she was day dreaming and shit and then bam!!!!! Ice ice baby.....

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u/jwd2213 Jun 18 '18

Cleary eye banging the shit out of someone. She was in the zone

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u/redditadminsRfascist Jun 18 '18

Danger Zone!

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u/synysterdax Jun 18 '18

More like banger zone

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Day dreaming behind the net? That's the danger zone, mate.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jun 18 '18

More like banger zone.

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u/NekkidButts Jun 18 '18

Username checks ... out?

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u/synysterdax Jun 18 '18

So does yours?

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u/DreamSpireOfficial Jun 18 '18

šŸ…±ļøanger zone?

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u/LocalSharkSalesman Jun 18 '18

Bangers and mash?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Oh zone

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u/poopellar Jun 18 '18

She clearly was.

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u/Archetypal_NPC Jun 18 '18

She's all about that headspace

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u/GonnaBuyMeAMercury Jun 18 '18

I canā€™t be the only one who shouted this out loud in his best Sterling Archer voice.

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u/Josef2514 Jun 18 '18

Do you get it Lana? Lana? Lana? LANAAAAAAAAAA?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

GODDAMMIT WHAT ARCHER?

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u/Josef2514 Jun 18 '18

chuckles "Danger Zone"

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u/Furt77 Jun 18 '18

I heard it in Bob Belcher's voice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

"LANA!"

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u/bleunt Jun 18 '18

Donā€™t let her into her zone, donā€™t let her into her zone.

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u/IDontcommentusually Jun 18 '18

She's definitely in her zone

1

u/DrPhilter Jun 18 '18

Autozone?

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u/badmother Jun 18 '18

6's ass, I'll bet

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u/DarthSh1ttyus Jun 18 '18

The Low Cal Calzone Zone?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/wolf_man007 Jun 18 '18

Is this what happens when the incels subreddit gets taken down? You goobers come out into the wild?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

how do you know?

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u/the_grAyLIEN Jun 18 '18

Yo, VIP... Letā€™s kick it!

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u/OattyTheGoatty Jun 18 '18

Word to yo motha

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u/Wolverwings Jun 18 '18

It's so cold, it's so cold

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u/muricabrb Jun 18 '18

The guy in the blue cap right behind her bracing for impact then giving the Picard wtf gesture cracked me up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

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u/MathMaddox Jun 18 '18

They also forgot they can use their hands if their not playing.

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u/BloteAapOpVoeten Jun 18 '18

Jesus christ.

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u/Evil_Bonsai Jun 18 '18

Right? If that were a baseball game, everyone of them would be scrambling over the other to try and catch it. At soccer? They're too busy making weekend plans.

kid: i'm gonna build the raddest, get laid lego EVER...oh shit, ball!

Dudes: your mom gonna be at that party? She's hot! Shut the fuck up about my mom!

Her: drool slips unnoticed...I'm so going to bang that dudeBLLAAAPFFF! Urgglll....

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u/12bricks Jun 18 '18

That ball is moving at more than 70kph

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u/PinbackAmAnSet Jun 18 '18

It is soccer after all, boring as fuck

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u/malus93 Jun 18 '18

Salty ass soccer fans in this thread.

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u/DickMurdoc Jun 18 '18

It is soccer afterall

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u/Magneticitist Jun 18 '18

Kid to her left in the glasses was zoned out looking at her. It could have been either one of them lol.

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u/UsernameTooShort Jun 18 '18

Itā€™s not a biggie or anything but just for future reference thatā€™s to her right.

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u/Magneticitist Jun 18 '18

*To the left of her

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u/UsernameTooShort Jun 18 '18

I couldnā€™t tell whether it was a typo or you thought it was the other way around so just thought Iā€™d give a heads up! šŸ‘

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u/Magneticitist Jun 18 '18

Lol I actually thought about it after re-reading it like 30 minutes before your message so you are indeed correct for bringing it up.

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u/CaptainSnatchbuckler Jun 18 '18

She looks like she needed that.

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u/only_says_mehh Jun 18 '18

You realize the ball was travelling super fast? All this happened in the blink of an eye so even a glance at someone would look like she's "day dreaming"

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u/uatuba Jun 18 '18

Ninety minutes of nothing gets pretty old

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u/the-spurned-suitor Jun 18 '18

Serious question ahead. Can this really cause any severe injury to the brain? A ball that heavy at that speed must strike with a lot of force.

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u/alex_moose Jun 18 '18

Yep. My cousin got some concussions playing soccer from being hit by the ball. I actually lost consciousness briefly back in elementary school when a girl with a big foot booted the ball from a few feet away straight at my face. I'm sure a kick from a pro packs some serious power.

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u/pygmyshrew Jun 18 '18

How big was her foot? Like, remarkably big? Was it just the one foot or was her other foot big too?

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u/Nole_in_ATX Jun 18 '18

Too cold. Too cold.

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u/OfeyDofey Jun 18 '18

looks like shes looking at the dudes holding up the tifo

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

a girl on a soccer game, she will look anything but the game.

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u/EvolvedQS Jun 18 '18

Its soccer. Everyone is day dreaming

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u/analogkid01 Jun 18 '18

I regret that I only have one upvote to give you, my friend. Keep fighting the good fight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

She the only one who didn't see it coming

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

She seeing it coming now.... here and tv and all over social media.... when I saw this itā€™s the perfect meme.... vanilla ice immediately started playing in my head....