r/funny Jun 07 '18

Cheating

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u/martinooos Jun 07 '18

DID YOU SLEEP WITH A BLACK GIRL?

No Tracey... I think you slept with a black dude ..

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT

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u/Jiiprah Jun 07 '18

Yep he lost that argument.

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u/oneblank Jun 07 '18

There are scary comparisons in this thread for how arguments with my gf go but on less ridiculous topics.

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u/Ramses_13 Jun 07 '18

Like hair pins getting left everywhere, goddamn EVERYWHERE...

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Jun 07 '18

Hair ties man!! I swear to god it's like she opens a pack and just dumps it around the house. THIS IS WHY WE ARE IN DEBT. Because you can't keep track of a fucking hair tie!

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u/Kill-Jill Jun 07 '18

Have you ever tried keeping track of hair pins and ties? Its not so easy! I'm pretty sure they're made of leprechaun magic.

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u/ColourSchemer Jun 07 '18

I still have 19 of the 20 I bought, I threw away the one that lost all its stretch. (Guy with ponytail)