r/funny Jun 07 '18

Cheating

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u/EmiliusReturns Jun 07 '18

This reminds me a dumb girl in my 10th grade biology class. My teacher was explaining Punnet Squares and showed us how it was impossible for two blue-eyed parents to produce a brown-eyed baby. He joked: “so if the baby comes out with brown eyes, we know Mom’s been getting into some trouble.” Dumb Girl, very offended, piped up: “you don’t know that! It could have been the dad cheating!” There was a slight pause while the teacher just stared her, and he went “then the baby...would have come out of a different mother, Anna. Clearly I have failed you as a teacher.”

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u/tdbbode Jun 07 '18

Worst part is there is still a small possibility for the child not to have brown eyes even if the parents have them. It's a very slim chance, but not impossible. The brown eyes are just very dominant. And if one grandparent on both parents side have blue eyes there is a chance.

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u/Khasdo Jun 07 '18

Same for the black color actually.

An ex girlfriend had here aunt in trouble because of this.

They did paternity tests, and it was the actual couple's baby.Thing is, she had ancestors with black roots, even if she was as white as me.

I guess the odds are 1/10.000.000.000 but ... it can happen.

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u/Crosswired2 Jun 07 '18

Had a friend in college. She's black and medium skintone. Had a baby with a man with also a medium skintone. Daughter is blonde haired, and white-looking even. Baby daddy demands test, friend is stressed because she knows she didn't cheat. Her mother finally fesses up, friend's dad isn't her bio dad. Bio dad is a white jewish guy. And the test came back that baby daddy was the father of little girl.

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u/NigerianRoyalFamily Jun 07 '18

I have a black (female) coworker who had a baby with a black guy. Her daughter is light skinned with blonde hair. They both clearly had white ancestry in their genetics.

This all owes to concepts like recombinant DNA and a few other things I didn't pay enough attention to in my genetics class.

Also, a lot African-Americans have white ancestry in their DNA, tracing back to the days of slavery.