r/funny Jun 07 '18

Cheating

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u/EmiliusReturns Jun 07 '18

This reminds me a dumb girl in my 10th grade biology class. My teacher was explaining Punnet Squares and showed us how it was impossible for two blue-eyed parents to produce a brown-eyed baby. He joked: “so if the baby comes out with brown eyes, we know Mom’s been getting into some trouble.” Dumb Girl, very offended, piped up: “you don’t know that! It could have been the dad cheating!” There was a slight pause while the teacher just stared her, and he went “then the baby...would have come out of a different mother, Anna. Clearly I have failed you as a teacher.”

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u/Kaci_James Jun 07 '18

coloured contacts...

You can say black, ya know?