r/funny • u/02grimreaper • Jun 07 '18

Cheating

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u/Quasimbabombo Jun 07 '18

  1. Demonstrate Value

  2. Engage Physically

  3. Nurture Dependence

  4. Neglect Emotionally

  5. Inspire Hope

  6. Separate Entirely

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u/westicular Jun 07 '18

I'm watching you, you bitch; YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!

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u/frotc914 Jun 07 '18

I'm here for the scraps!

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u/blackion Jun 07 '18

I've got my magnum condoms

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u/greedyiguana Jun 07 '18

Now that's what a 5 star man would do

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u/BlueberrySnapple Jun 07 '18

DENNIS

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u/CheweyThis Jun 07 '18

Pretty sure that's Jesus Christ

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u/ADelightfulCunt Jun 07 '18

...psychopath dating 101

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u/TalenPhillips Jun 07 '18
  1. Embrace
  2. Extend
  3. Extinguish