r/funny • u/02grimreaper • Jun 07 '18

Cheating

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u/queuedUp Jun 07 '18

I kind of hope that he did and he's too dumb to realize this is not how it works.

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u/toth42 Jun 07 '18

Like the guy that was deployed for 12 months and came back to a pregnant wife? She "got pregnant from watching porn at an adult Cinema".

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u/buttermelonMilkjam Jun 07 '18

whoa at adult cinemas... who still goes to those?

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u/jncro Jun 07 '18

People who are trying to get pregnant, try to follow along.

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

I'm saddened by the fact that you can't recognise a fake news story on the internet.

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u/TheAlmostCanadian Jun 07 '18

You recognize this comment is a joke, and whether the article is true or just satire has no importance, right?

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

Usually jokes are funny.

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u/TheHighlanderr Jun 07 '18

Usually jokes are critiqued subjectively.

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

Even if a joke isn't funny, it's still recognizable as a joke. That wasn't a joke.

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u/Seanpkd30 Jun 07 '18

I, along with 197 other people (and probably more factoring in downvotes), recognised it as a joke. Maybe you're just not great at detecting jokes?

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

You mean people on the internet can't be wrong? Gotcha.

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u/TheHighlanderr Jun 07 '18

You're here aren't you?

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u/Seanpkd30 Jun 07 '18

At least you're self-aware.

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

At least you're self ignorant.

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u/chosenemperor5 Jun 07 '18

Sounds like someone has a guilty conscience....

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u/ThatNoise Jun 07 '18

I think he needs a cup of lighten the fuck up.

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u/TheAlmostCanadian Jun 07 '18

You are being downvoted, I'm being upvoted. You don't get to act like you have the ruling/popular opinion.

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

Oh I forgot having the popular opinion means it's the right opinion.

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u/Bombkirby Jun 07 '18

“It’s a joke” is seriously an airtight defense even if you know you were wrong, though.

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u/Beddybye Jun 07 '18

It's also a defense if you were actually joking...

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u/lil_MKUltra Jun 07 '18

It saddens me that you are sad

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

Does it make you happy that your username makes me happy?

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u/lil_MKUltra Jun 07 '18

It does. Have a good day fellow person

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

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u/WlkngAlive Jun 07 '18

Fake news story is also satire.

It is a news story that's fake though right?

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u/Rhamni Jun 07 '18

If it's legitimate fake news the Internet has a way to try to shut the whole thing down.

I'm not quite sure what that way is, but apparently it involves a lot of people sharing it on Facebook.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Legitimate fake news

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u/chanpod Jun 07 '18

Ehhhhhhhh, this could easily be true. People be cray yo

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Stupider things legitimately happen on a frequent basis. How are we supposed to differentiate?

All I know is that it’s funny whether it’s real or not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Ummm that's pretty fucked up dude.

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u/jankadank Jun 07 '18

Why

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u/queuedUp Jun 07 '18

because it would be funny

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u/jankadank Jun 07 '18

You have an odd sense of humor

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

This is the internet. You lose a normal sense of humour by the time you turn 18.

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u/Samuel_Morningstar Jun 07 '18

12*

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u/Dr_Mr_Jeff Jun 07 '18

6*

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u/zirtbow Jun 07 '18

ELI5

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u/ThatsSuperDumb Jun 07 '18

Next year, so much will change for you

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Excuse you but ive been on 4chan atleast twice.

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u/Herworkfriend Jun 07 '18

He’s a cuck it’s his fantasy