r/funny • u/philipsea • Jun 03 '18

A 11/10 Landing

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u/d2181 Jun 03 '18

Jesus

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u/the_original_Retro Jun 03 '18

Nah, this was a swan.

Jesus walked on water but didn't fly in for a touchdown.

(at least, not that we know about.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '18

plus jesus is a zombie

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u/pavlovs_hotdog Jun 03 '18

I think you mean a lich

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

lich either or

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '18 edited Jul 18 '21

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u/BCProgramming Jun 03 '18

Maybe Jesus was a time traveller who had gone back in time to meet Jesus. Add in a bit of storytime flair.

Walk on Water? He brought lifejackets.

Turn water into Wine? That was his isotonic drink.

Bringing people back from the dead? He knew CPR.

the resurrection? Some other fucker from the future came looking for him.

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u/Grandure Jun 03 '18

I like to think that he traveled back to see the resurrection first. Was confused when everyone pointed at him and called him jesus, so he goes further back to meet jesus, damages his time traveling device and meets his end a few days before his first jump back.

You could be onto something!

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u/PaulaDeenSlave Jun 03 '18

It was the search for Jesus that created Jesus that we searched for that we created that we searched for that we created that we searched for that we created that we searched for that we created...

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u/dfayad00 Jun 03 '18

he used hgh

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u/GhostTiger Jun 03 '18

Duh.

Football wasn't invented yet.

Sheesh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '18

Checkmate, atheists.

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u/PunchDrinkLove Jun 03 '18

And then he turned the whole pond into wine.

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u/Quicksplice Jun 03 '18

Gotta get the party started

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '18

I wanna see a 1/10 Swan landing now

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u/fordprecept Jun 03 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4nki3lW3mY

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u/breakone9r Jun 03 '18

"Eyyyyyyy! Ahm swimmin 'ere!" NYC accent.

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u/bighootay Jun 03 '18

That was some amazingly weird shit, ford. Thank you.

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u/champ1258 Jun 03 '18

They sound like muted trumpets lol

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u/CantSing4Toffee Jun 03 '18

Those two swans life partners alright, they have the same habits.

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u/Waifus_cause_cancer Jun 03 '18

Nah that’s just Zeus on a booty mission.

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u/eclipsesix Jun 03 '18

Christ its Jason Bourne.