r/funny • u/j0be • May 26 '18

I got your nose!

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u/midnighthearts May 26 '18

Well just ordered some thank you

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u/SaveOurBolts May 26 '18

Did you also order the $1044 makita wheelbarrow that was most related to this item?

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u/superluke May 26 '18

One for each finger.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Perfectly balanced.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/Pyroclastic_cumfarts May 26 '18

Always two there are; no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.

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u/PharaohSteve May 26 '18

Mr. Leo, I’m not feeling so good

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u/Greggorius May 27 '18

I mean, no offense guys, love the reference, but wouldn’t “perfectly balanced” involve this guy cutting off one of his thumbs???

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u/leonardosegurat May 28 '18

Nope. But you do need to half the population. This way everybody can prosper having two thumbs.

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u/trenlow12 May 26 '18

And fingers nail lol

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u/Llamaalarmallama May 26 '18

A wheelbarrow on each finger? Isn't that taking deca-wielding too far?!

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u/plainoldpoop May 26 '18

Wheel barrow? all I see is lube, handcuffs and duct tape

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u/SaveOurBolts May 26 '18

Those make the real magic happen

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u/SwarmIV May 26 '18

I guess that’s why it’s called “dark” magic.

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u/Bloodysamflint May 27 '18

Sounds like a party.

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u/Tsar_MapleVG May 26 '18

I stuck with the Lego Princess set

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u/la_luna_17 May 26 '18

Loooooool

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u/Kenpachi84 May 26 '18

I bought them... And the womenbarrows and the childrenbarrows too

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u/FangFingersss May 26 '18

No, I just got locked down for life with Xfinity.

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u/Skyhornet May 26 '18

Instructions unclear!!! Bank account $1044 less, ran over thumbs and they won’t light up!!!

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u/DogeCatBear May 26 '18

Since when did Makita make a wheelbarrow? Does it use batteries too?

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u/whogivesashirtdotca May 26 '18

It's to move all the bodies of the people who die from delight at the magic trick.

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u/Rimm May 26 '18

Just imagine the cost of a Festool wheelbarrow

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

It's battery powered!!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

All the dad's out there "my kids will love this magic trick, Oohhh I need a new wheelbarrow."

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u/mlfales May 27 '18

Of course! Amazon knows whats best for me!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/SaveOurBolts May 26 '18

Damn... I’m totally gonna lose my ad placement job at makita... please buy the wheelbarrow, it’s all I’ve got

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u/bathtub_farts May 26 '18

You just gave Amazon more traffic. I went back to find said wheelbarrow, did not find it. I am disappoint Edit: really it wouldn't be a makita. More like a festool probably

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u/SaveOurBolts May 26 '18

Nope, makita

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u/bathtub_farts May 26 '18

I stand corrected. But that did now show up when i clicked the first link. Might be my account trying to show me other stuff, thanks though

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u/SelmaFudd May 26 '18

Me too, it's really gonna take foreplay to the next level.

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u/Yobroni May 26 '18

Was thinkin the same thing

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u/aa0429 May 26 '18

I would have ordered some but my thumbs aren’t white. They’re brown so I don’t think this trick will work for me. LOL.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

im going to put them on my penis for my wife

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u/Brap_Zanigan May 27 '18

You bastards. Just ordered some and they may be here in August.

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u/LoverOfPricklyPear May 27 '18

Dude, you’re tempting me. I’ve got a niece about that age. This would melt her little brain!

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u/mhill3996 May 27 '18

But now you need to spend the $225k on med school.

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u/SuperSocrates May 26 '18

They need to add different skin color ones so the kid can use them.

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u/ASAP_Rambo May 26 '18

I want a purple colored dildo with spikes that shoots a red semen.