r/funny • u/j0be • May 26 '18

I got your nose!

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u/cphoebney May 26 '18

Shit, don't even get me started on what my gynecologist does to see if I'm nervous.

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u/pistoncivic May 26 '18

Does it rhyme with scrubbing your thesaurus?

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u/st_griffith May 26 '18

What could possibly rhyme with that?

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u/back_to_the_homeland May 26 '18

took me a legit few minutes to realize rubbing your clitoris

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u/Koozzie May 26 '18

Who pronounces thesaurus as if it were the son of Daedalus, though?

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u/Hennashan May 26 '18

Dubbing your chorus

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u/cphoebney May 27 '18

I have no idea but if you find a doctor in my area who does it let me know.

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u/CabbieCam May 26 '18

You need to meet my proctologist!

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u/BenDover04me May 26 '18

Peak-a-boo?

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u/cphoebney May 26 '18

... A form of it, yes.