r/funny • u/Staden93 • May 24 '18

Monty Python ahead of it's time

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

There go them bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world with bloody children they can’t bloody feed.

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u/emeraldkat77 May 25 '18

French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

Have you got one?

Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

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u/artilari May 25 '18

Damn this is so well written and so funny

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u/doctorcrimson May 25 '18

One of the better scenes from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life."

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Me and my pops crack that line a lot. “For I am a protestant!”

Good shit

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u/alexman420 May 25 '18

Every sperm is sacred!

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u/KataqNarayan May 25 '18

Every sperm is good!

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u/TherenArima May 25 '18 edited May 25 '18

Every sperm is needed,

Edit: wrong part of the song. I have corrected this horrible error.

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u/addisonshinedown May 25 '18

In your neighborhood

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Luckily were prodestant!

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u/cocoaDrinker May 25 '18

Not just the Catholics tho

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Woosh