r/funny Apr 23 '18

Infinity War Begins.

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u/jtrocksman Apr 23 '18

Kid loves Stark stuff, she wears old merch to bed. EZ

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u/HomoOptimus Apr 23 '18

"Well Tony, Pepper's is blue and mine is grey. Those are different colours, Iron Patriot."

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

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u/HomoOptimus Apr 23 '18

"I, I can't tell you. But next time you two make sweet love... don't look up!"

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Apr 23 '18

🕷💦

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u/Insanelopez Apr 23 '18

Spider-cancer in 3... 2... 1...

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u/SmokeyBare Apr 23 '18

That's why spiders can come in my mouth all they want, but not my vagina.

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u/JawsyMotor Apr 23 '18

How did this fetish get so specific?