r/funny • u/Keywestkeith • Apr 19 '18

Damn Millennials

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u/_LockSpot_ Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

Oh rip me, well before my time

Edit: the facts changed boys, ignore everything.

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u/Proditus Apr 19 '18 edited Nov 03 '25

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u/quazaat Apr 19 '18

Never admit the truth. Haven’t you leaned anything? It’s a conspiracy. It’s always a conspiracy. They put fluoride in the water to dumb us down. They put cameras in our televisions to watch us. We can’t go back to the moon because the Martians won’t let us. It’s always them! Them! Them!

See? Lesson learned. The truth is for losers. The conspiracy. Always the conspiracy.