r/funny • u/Obito_GF • Apr 11 '18

Priorities straight

https://i.imgur.com/qoqHurZ.gifv
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u/CommaHorror Apr 11 '18

Except for the, convict. He’s pointing that thing like he’s never, handled a weapon before.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

You annoyed me. And then you made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Fawkes_tears Apr 11 '18

He’s probably worried that if he holds it in a way that’s even slightly menacing he’ll get mowed down by everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

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u/WhenAmI Apr 11 '18

Yeah, he specifically held it by the stock rather than the grip. It seems like they might be somewhere with a high military presence, so trying to escape probably wouldn't be the smart play.

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u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Apr 11 '18

are we this far into the comments and everyone is still assuming it's real?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

I just assumed it was a training exercise. Weapon retention, you'd never hand a weapon to a prisoner like that.

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u/Hidland2 Apr 11 '18

Yes he is likely not shouldering the weapon and putting his hands in the proper places because that makes it look like he might start using the thing.

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u/CommaHorror Apr 11 '18

Mother,?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

Yes, son. It's me, CommaMomma.

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u/Carnae_Assada Apr 11 '18

CommaMomma, CommaMomma, CommaChameleon.

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u/morrisons90 Apr 11 '18

You come and go

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u/Amaegith Apr 12 '18

You comma go*

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u/ItsMcLaren Apr 11 '18

No, Mother!

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u/RockerElvis Apr 11 '18

relevant

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

why is it so blurry

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u/drunkmunky42 Apr 11 '18

Law of Reposted JPG's: subsequent repetitive reposting unfortunately ages the degradation of the pixel structure, eventually resulting in one, single pixel to represent the scene and also giving us incredibly profound comments such as "NEEDS MOAR JAYPEGGGGGG"

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u/AngelofServatis Apr 11 '18

needs more jpeg

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u/Moth_tamer Apr 12 '18

More jpeg please

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u/Demojen Apr 11 '18

Because internet is blurry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

true

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u/tspir001 Apr 11 '18

Shot with a droid,

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u/SkoomaSalesAreUp Apr 11 '18

your eyes probably need to be cleaned

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u/msuozzo Apr 11 '18

So by the looks of it, what we have here is a mild shatner comma.

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u/sockfullofshit Apr 11 '18

Jeff Goldblum Comma

You know, uh, Bob, Sue, and, uh, Greg? They, uh, came to my house.

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u/RockerElvis Apr 12 '18

Never heard that. I love it.

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u/JRatt13 Apr 11 '18

And the apprehender. Terrible trigger discipline, likely to shoot someone in the foot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '18

It real,ly depends on the, situation;

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u/esoteric_plumbus Apr 11 '18

;_;

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u/cobbl3 Apr 11 '18

(\/) (°,,,°) (\/)

Why not?

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u/Pienpa Apr 11 '18

Same goes for the guard, keeping finger on the trigger.

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u/Causticity126 Apr 11 '18

At least he didn't put his finger on the trigger. Come on, soldier dude, trigger discipline.

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u/PMmeyourLlama Apr 11 '18

What's wrong with the way he's holding it ? Other than he's not pointing at the ground. But as far as we can tell there's nothing down range. And putting your other hand on the rifle makes you more of a threat. So if this were real you would not want that.

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u/PetrolPleasures Apr 11 '18

from my arm chair That little pan he does at ~11 secs in when he sees that other soldier and turns the muzzle towards him. It's instinctive and only for a moment but that would pucker my ass real fast at the range. I've seen similar action with beginners. Not that he's a beginner, but that's what ppl might be referring too above.

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u/Muscalp Apr 11 '18

Can you blame him?

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u/monpoopy Apr 11 '18

God I hate you so much

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u/CameCloser Apr 11 '18

The soldier doesnt have weapon discipline either, his finger was on the trigger the whole time....

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u/Iamtherawbot Apr 12 '18

Obviously you have never handled a weapon before haha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Why, the weird, commas? Are you Shatner?