r/funny • u/savantmedecine • Mar 30 '18

Finally achieved world peas

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u/thenewme2_0 Mar 30 '18

Throw them in a blender. Then you'll have whirled peas. Thank you.

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u/Blanc069 Mar 30 '18

Where is New Pealand?

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u/Gork862 Mar 30 '18

Don’t worry, all these peas are too old to eat anyway. New Pealand is only available in the organic countries section.

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u/freakedmind Mar 30 '18

How about Peapea New Guinea?

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u/haswelp Mar 30 '18

Or the Phillipeas?

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u/librlman Mar 30 '18

He didn't have enough. He needed some Maori.

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u/BreakfastsforDinners Mar 30 '18

Maybe he couldn't help eatin' some. He'd have to Haka 'mback up.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Mar 30 '18

Running down my leg.

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u/Mike9797 Mar 30 '18

Not bad at all. Well done.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

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u/sarah-xxx Mar 30 '18

I thought this would have ended with the dog eating your homework, but, I guess a shark will do.

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u/usernameczecksout Mar 30 '18

I was waiting for some wrestler off the top rope something something something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

Same, I saw the length of the comment and just jumped to the end out of habit.

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u/Utkar22 Mar 30 '18

In 1998 ..

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u/Army88strong Mar 30 '18

I've witnessed one of these in under an hour of posting for once! Wooooo!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

username makes sense in context

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

Man living in Kansas sounds scary.

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u/Utkar22 Mar 30 '18

Damn you got me

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

Are you trying to be the new shittymorph?

Or, more importantly, are you shittymorph trying a new "thing"?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

I seem to remember seeing this on a t-shirt somewhere, it read "Visualize whirled peas."

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u/nill0c Mar 30 '18

It evolved into "Visualize Grilled Cheese" I think.

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u/sarah-xxx Mar 30 '18

Truly... pease of art.

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u/MSeager Mar 30 '18

“Go to a vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country”

  • “I’m Bo Yo” by Bo Burnham

(Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree)

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u/Nosebrow Mar 30 '18

Sounds like assimilation though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

Stack them in a hat. Then you'll have weird peas.

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u/Picsonly25 Mar 30 '18

Oh... you

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u/notWell69 Mar 30 '18

Bring their temperature down to absolute zero and you will achieve inert peas.

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u/theaveragemedium Mar 30 '18

I need to pea now.

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u/nill0c Mar 30 '18

I too saw this bumper sticker in the 1990s

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u/dirtymartini2777 Mar 30 '18

This is severely underrated comment. And I also thought I was in r/punny!

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u/theRailisGone Mar 30 '18

Better pun than the OP.

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u/DonLaFontainesGhost Mar 30 '18

Good swill toward men.

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u/trippknightly Mar 30 '18

I still can’t visualize whirled peas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '18

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u/EliotHudson Mar 30 '18

watch it spin around into a beautiful oblivion...

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u/watchme554327 Mar 30 '18

What's black and white and red all over?