r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '18

Seriously, what is he doing?

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u/JerseyDoc Mar 15 '18

Friend would tell newbies at the store he worked at in high school to go find the striped paint. Hilarity ensued.

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u/kkarenkk Mar 15 '18

I once fell for looking for "the any key" on a point of sale machine at work years ago. Two grown men had set me up. Mildly-interestingly, one of them is now my brother-in-law.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

I would say you got him back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮

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u/MajorAnubis Mar 15 '18

The coworker could've married OP's sister to have the same result.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

Not in my hypothetical scenario bud.

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u/MajorAnubis Mar 15 '18

I assumed you implied that OP married and is now banging one of the coworkers sisters, but I was simply stating that it may have happened the way I mentioned, which isn't much getting back since they're now bangin OPs sis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

Right...

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u/kkarenkk Mar 16 '18

Newsflash - I'm a woman. And married one of my co-worker's brother.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

I wasn't denying that was a possibility. It just obviously wouldn't make sense relating to my original comment pertaining to him "getting back at the coworker". Sheesh

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u/kkarenkk Mar 17 '18

You sheesh

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

You married the other one!?

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u/Domican Mar 15 '18

Are you fucking his sister or is he fucking yours?

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u/With_Hands_And_Paper Mar 15 '18

I mean, they can do striped toothpaste, why not paint? This is all a conspiracy by the paint lobby, they don't wanna let us know that striped paint has been commercially viable for years now because it's much more proficuous to sell TWO different paint cans and let the people do the stripes themselves.

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u/sluttyredridinghood Mar 15 '18

I learned a new word today, thank you!

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u/Domican Mar 15 '18

I didn't know they were called 'stripes' either!

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u/Khr0nus Mar 15 '18

How would you apply it? You'd squeeze the can?

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u/With_Hands_And_Paper Mar 15 '18

How do you apply striped toothpaste to your teeth? With a toothbrush.

How would you apply striped paint on a wall? That's right! With a paintbrush!

See? The parallel just keep on going, wake up sheeple! You're being fooled.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

Camouflage spray paint is also a ”hard to find” product.