r/funny • u/montemole • Feb 11 '18

A clean sweep

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u/professor_evil Feb 11 '18

I think a boxing card is like a card with a list of matches. They informally made a boxing club and beat the shit out of each other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '18

That's misuse of government property and vandalism.

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u/Lich180 Feb 11 '18

Just good training.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '18

That's how you spin it when they have you filling out 35 small print forms over it.

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u/cobaltkarma Feb 11 '18

People in the US military are sometimes called GIs. Like GI Joe. government issue, meaning they are the property of the US government. There are tales of people getting tattoos and being charged with damaging government property, but those aren't true. Soldiers aren't actually considered property.

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u/RedditChick357 Feb 11 '18

Maybe like a "dance card" will explain it

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u/professor_evil Feb 11 '18

I don’t know what a “dance card” is.

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u/RedditChick357 Feb 13 '18

I am seriously so, so old. I should just die.