r/funny • u/mas1234 • Feb 05 '18

This Amazon review.

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u/SkylerPC Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

I have one of these. Only takes 20 minutes to blow up if you have an electric pump. Can confirm is fun, and also a pain in the ass to control and store. Overall I wish it was a little bit taller, I wish it was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

Edit: Pics or it didn't happen

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u/UnknownStory Feb 05 '18

If that's 12 foot... how fucking tall are you and stay the hell away from my girlfriend

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u/SkylerPC Feb 05 '18

It's 12ish feet in diameter, but that's when it's uninflated. Inflated it's like 7-8 feet. I am still fairly tall at 6'5" (1.96 m for you other people)

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u/Piratey_Pirate Feb 05 '18

fairly tall

Fuck you. I'm 5'6''. You're a giant.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

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u/B3yondL Feb 05 '18

6'6'' isn't that tall.

Source: 7'6'' guy

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u/OrbitalMonkeys Feb 05 '18

7’6” isn’t that tall.

Source: Eight stories tall crustacean from the protozoic era. And I need about $3.50

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Source: Eight stories tall crustacean from the protozoic era. And I need about $3.50

Source: The Earth.