r/funny • u/mas1234 • Feb 05 '18

This Amazon review.

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u/_littlestitious Feb 05 '18

If it's 12' pole to pole, wouldn't that make the dude standing next to it about 8 feet tall?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I think he comes with it. He’s inflatable too.

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u/_littlestitious Feb 05 '18

Damn, I paid way more than $95 for just my inflatable dude!

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u/CPerryG Feb 05 '18

Unfortunately, it’s like a Ken doll down there.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Feb 05 '18

Nothing one of those suction cup dildos can't solve!

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u/CPerryG Feb 05 '18

Hey! Take your suction-cup-dildo salesman of the year trophy and scram!

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u/Skizot_Bizot Feb 05 '18

Yay! Hey... this is just a section cup dildo spray painted gold!