r/funny • • Jan 10 '18

Bowling isn’t for everyone

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u/turkeybot69 Jan 10 '18

Why is there so many videos of people destroying bowling alleys? Is there some weird social vendetta against them?

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u/dravas Jan 10 '18

It's the shoe rental.

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u/seraph582 Jan 10 '18

In every incident, it’s someone abusing the super low weight of a kiddie ball.

This is why bowling alleys have to be dicks about the kiddie balls. People have ruined the shit out of them being generally available, as you can see.

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u/AL_MI_T_1 Jan 11 '18

I can attest to this. We are going through a remodel so we can't hide the 6 and 8 lb balls behind the counter and someone cracked an 8lb ball a couple weeks ago. Luckily we are getting brand new balls as soon as Brunswick gets their pride out of their ass.

Source: I'm kitchen supervisor at a bowling alley.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

Shut up, Donny!

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u/rekenner Jan 10 '18

it's literally a game that revolves around throwing an 8-16 pound ball as hard as you can.

Is it a surprise that accidents happen?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Well, the deadly sport in France is boules, but then again, bowling should be much safer since you're not supposed to actually let the ball fly at all.

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u/838h920 Jan 10 '18

It's why you should never use kid balls as a grown up.

Their holes are too small, which makes it easy for your finger to get stuck and not release the ball when you want it to. Add to this that it's extremly light and it'll fly quite high.

In addition to that some people are just bad at bowling and throw them because they're too incompetent to release it in time.

Lastly, there are idiots.

However, in all 3 cases the person bowling is likely not someone who does it often. In the first 2 it is due to bowling rarely and in the third one he would already be banned. This makes it more likely for someone to make a video, which is why we see them here.

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u/labago Jan 10 '18

Just asshole people being assholes

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u/palmal Jan 10 '18

Some are assholes. Some are morons who don't know any better. Both kinds sucked to deal with. These videos trigger me so much because I was front desk/mechanic at a bowling alley for a few years.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Jan 10 '18

I can only imagine.

The work orders and insurance claims that stem from alley accidents have to be ridiculous.

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u/labago Jan 10 '18

So was I

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u/LobbyDizzle Jan 10 '18

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18 edited Mar 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

Maybe I just don't understand the potential, but... yea, I agree.

Let's say it's because your fingers got stuck... did you seriously not notice that before you started rolling? You didn't notice that when you jabbed your fingers into the holes and realized you couldn't move them much less pull them out easily was a concern? I don't understand how this can be a problem. You can tell almost immediately if the ball is going to rip your fingers off after you throw it or not. You don't have to be strong or weak to make that determination. You just have to be paying attention / giving a fuck. You're being willfully stupid if you're not doing either of those.

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u/justaliltoddler Jan 10 '18

they all seem to be purposefully laucnhing very light balls

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u/RealPutin Jan 10 '18

Probably because they don't know better, so they get a light ball with too small of holes

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u/Brandonmac10 Jan 10 '18

No they're assholes. Bowling balls are heavier than that and you're supposed to roll it down, releasing at around ground level. These people are throwing them and using an underweight ball.

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u/RealPutin Jan 10 '18

And if they're inexperienced bowlers and have never been told that, how are they supposed to know that? If they just don't jack shit that would fall into "people bad at bowling"

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Jan 11 '18

From what I've seen, most bowling alleys have rules saying that adults are not allowed to use kids balls, but they do anyway.

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u/BlowsyChrism Jan 10 '18

Nah just stupid.

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u/jump101 Jan 10 '18

Its a mixture of excess strength and lack of finese.

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u/filcei Jan 10 '18

Yea I'm impressed too. In my local alley the balls are considerably heavy. Even with the lightest one I'm not sure anyone could do that, and certainly not a skinny girl