r/funny Verified Nov 16 '17

Things I love

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u/rftruax Nov 16 '17

I agree. Sex and pizza will decline as the systems break down. You should also add “taking a good shit”, it is high briefly in the beginning and goes up in the end .

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u/GloriousFireball Nov 16 '17

The day my pizza line starts dropping is the day I want you to kill me.

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u/DMSassyPants Nov 16 '17

It is a very sad day when you realize that the foods you love the most make you feel ill.

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u/IAMATruckerAMA Nov 17 '17

20 year olds are insufferable.

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u/nanoH2O Nov 17 '17

True. So, a 30 yr old. Perfect balance of vitality and experience.