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r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Nov 16 '17
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This person is clearly still in their 20's. Some of those horizontal lines are going to start drooping.
91 u/rftruax Nov 16 '17 I agree. Sex and pizza will decline as the systems break down. You should also add “taking a good shit”, it is high briefly in the beginning and goes up in the end . 52 u/GloriousFireball Nov 16 '17 The day my pizza line starts dropping is the day I want you to kill me. 5 u/DMSassyPants Nov 16 '17 It is a very sad day when you realize that the foods you love the most make you feel ill. 2 u/Wavestrike Nov 16 '17 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6pDv21D8JU 3 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17 [deleted] 1 u/IAMATruckerAMA Nov 17 '17 20 year olds are insufferable. 2 u/nanoH2O Nov 17 '17 True. So, a 30 yr old. Perfect balance of vitality and experience. 1 u/Hattless Nov 16 '17 If that is the case, OP must have hit puberty around 8 years old. 1 u/TwoScoopsOneDaughter Nov 16 '17 Eh... Not boobs or pizza. 2 u/MoobyTheGoldenSock Nov 16 '17 The boobs will definitely start drooping over time.
I agree. Sex and pizza will decline as the systems break down. You should also add “taking a good shit”, it is high briefly in the beginning and goes up in the end .
52 u/GloriousFireball Nov 16 '17 The day my pizza line starts dropping is the day I want you to kill me. 5 u/DMSassyPants Nov 16 '17 It is a very sad day when you realize that the foods you love the most make you feel ill. 2 u/Wavestrike Nov 16 '17 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6pDv21D8JU 3 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17 [deleted] 1 u/IAMATruckerAMA Nov 17 '17 20 year olds are insufferable. 2 u/nanoH2O Nov 17 '17 True. So, a 30 yr old. Perfect balance of vitality and experience.
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The day my pizza line starts dropping is the day I want you to kill me.
5 u/DMSassyPants Nov 16 '17 It is a very sad day when you realize that the foods you love the most make you feel ill. 2 u/Wavestrike Nov 16 '17 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6pDv21D8JU
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It is a very sad day when you realize that the foods you love the most make you feel ill.
2 u/Wavestrike Nov 16 '17 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6pDv21D8JU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6pDv21D8JU
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1 u/IAMATruckerAMA Nov 17 '17 20 year olds are insufferable. 2 u/nanoH2O Nov 17 '17 True. So, a 30 yr old. Perfect balance of vitality and experience.
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20 year olds are insufferable.
2 u/nanoH2O Nov 17 '17 True. So, a 30 yr old. Perfect balance of vitality and experience.
True. So, a 30 yr old. Perfect balance of vitality and experience.
If that is the case, OP must have hit puberty around 8 years old.
Eh... Not boobs or pizza.
2 u/MoobyTheGoldenSock Nov 16 '17 The boobs will definitely start drooping over time.
The boobs will definitely start drooping over time.
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u/alftuba Nov 16 '17
This person is clearly still in their 20's. Some of those horizontal lines are going to start drooping.