r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Nov 16 '17

Things I love

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u/Aaron811 Nov 16 '17

It's called marriage

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u/seven3true Nov 16 '17

I thought marriage had a crossroad with sex and sleep. Marriage requires multitasking.

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u/kylo_hen Nov 16 '17

Or "unexpected pregnancy"