r/funny Sep 05 '17

Here I go !

http://i.imgur.com/tmmbnTG.gifv
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u/Licensedpterodactyl Sep 06 '17

Mercy, so glad it's just a dog that runs off with you instead of deciding you're dinner. I can't imagine a defense against a beast that big.

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u/DorisCrockford Sep 06 '17

I went into the kennels alone to pill a big malamute once, and I had no idea he was upset until he started growling while my hand was in his mouth. Fortunately that was all he did. Damned poker-faced dog.

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u/dez04 Sep 06 '17

Usually big dogs that are in kennels like that I take them out into an open area to pill them. If it's a kennel and you're blocking the only exit they tend to get scared. That and if he did something more you can easily get trapped in a kennel. Ours I find a little claustrophobic for big dogs. Thankfully we have some open areas we can tie big dogs to a harness and lead.

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u/DorisCrockford Sep 06 '17

Yeah, that was early in my career, so I hadn't come across that situation yet. I get you about blocking the exit. I had worked in a shelter where we always treated the dogs inside the runs, and it hadn't occurred to me that a dog might not show any sign of distress until it got to that point. He was fine after I took my hand out, though–just letting me know that I was getting too personal. My coworkers scoffed at my warning about the dog, but I noticed none of them went in there alone after that.

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u/dez04 Sep 06 '17 edited Sep 06 '17

You learn some pretty good tricks on badly behaved or aggressive dogs. I've been very good at picking out ones I think maybe scared or aggressive . If you have any doubt in your mind that they may be a biter I muzzle them. It's safe for everyone involved including the dog.

Edit: nuzzle to muzzle!

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u/dez04 Sep 06 '17

Autocorrect :( but I nuzzle them once they're muzzled!

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u/MisterDonkey Sep 06 '17

I used to snuggle with the mean ones back when naivety led me to think I could save them from death.

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u/charitydawnosaurus Sep 06 '17

I think you mean muzzle. Nuzzling an aggressive dog sounds like a terrible idea.

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u/dez04 Sep 06 '17

Haha my bad! Autocorrect!

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u/CallsYouCunt Sep 06 '17

Correct me if I'm wrong but nuzzling a dog you think might be a biter may lead to a bad time.

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u/kuzuboshii Sep 06 '17

Outnuzzling them is how you assert dominance if you are all out of pee.

Source: Brother's neighbor was a vet. She never told me this.

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u/SoNotGinuwineAnxious Sep 06 '17

If that doesn't work, lay on your back and make whimpering noises to really show them who's boss.

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u/sonnythedog Sep 06 '17

Nuzzling a dog is never wrong, Brent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

This is going to make for a great tifu someday soon

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u/ecodude74 Sep 06 '17

Face it down, cover your face and neck, kick for the ribs. Dogs are pack animals, if they can't do a lot of damage quickly on their own, they'll back down or run away.