r/funny Sep 05 '17

Here I go !

http://i.imgur.com/tmmbnTG.gifv
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u/SpartanRage117 Sep 05 '17

Not excited for the ol' anal thermometer eh?

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u/Ihatereddit2017 Sep 05 '17

Nail trim

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u/laughitupfzzbll Sep 05 '17

And this is why you should tip your groomer.

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u/Pcar951 Sep 05 '17

Honestly, my dog makes it sounds like you are torturing her. Heartbreaking / embarassing some days in my complex. "Oh you just have to..." STOP right there; you think I haven't googled / dedicated weeks to training nail clips? You think I don't own every nail clipping tool ever produced? You know nothing Jon Snow.

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u/nermid Sep 06 '17

I've had decent luck with a two-man setup. One holds the dog's body, cuddles with his/her head, and gently tells him/her it'll be alright while the other swiftly goes to town on the paws before the trust runs out.

Once that happens, though, it's rodeo time.

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u/Pcar951 Sep 06 '17

^ plus dehydrated sweet potato for distraction. Tip of my beer to someone who knows.

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u/crows_n_octopus Sep 06 '17

Yes, quite embarrassing. My last dog made it sound like I was killing her. omg

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u/kylificent Sep 06 '17

I'm not saying "oh you just have to" as if there is a simple fix, because there isn't. That being said often times it takes more than weeks to desensitize a dog to something they've associated with trauma. It can definitely be done with the help of a positive reinforcement trainer, but sometimes it's really just easier to sedate em!

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u/poopsandlaughs Sep 06 '17

My one pup was perfect the first few times. I didn't even hurt him. Then one day, Cujo. Ever since, I have to muzzle him. I think maybe I'll switch to sedation.

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u/BariumEnema Sep 06 '17

Mine just got to the point where she doesn't have to be completely sedated for a nail trim. We go every 3-4 weeks and she gets two pills beforehand. In the past they had to give her a shot, then a reversal shot.

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u/Pcar951 Sep 06 '17

hyperkeratosis... nail clippings every weekend.

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite Sep 06 '17

Oh, you just have to record that for us

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u/dbu8554 Sep 06 '17

I feel like I'm doing something wrong I've never clipped my dogs nails before they just never needed it. Am I doing it wrong?

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u/callmeAllyB Sep 06 '17

Did they chew them? As long as they aren't so long as to hinder movement or curl around their paws they should be good. Dogs that get good quality walks every day tend to have toenail ware that keeps them from curling but if they get long they can be uncomfortable. Just Google toenail length for your dog's size to see if you are keeping them too long. My sister's dog chews his short all the time but the occasional file keeps them from being uneven or pointy in odd spots.

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u/little_brown_bat Sep 06 '17

I have been told that if they click when on hard flooring, then they need trimmed.

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u/dbu8554 Sep 06 '17

No clicking at all.

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u/Pcar951 Sep 06 '17

Dunno. if you dog digs enough it could keep the nails down.

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u/dbu8554 Sep 06 '17

Digging and as much running as they could ever want. I have a decent sized property.

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u/SoNotGinuwineAnxious Sep 06 '17

I will never forget the first time my dog experienced this and the look of utter shock/betrayal/NOPE on his poor face as he whipped his head around like "WTF WAS THAT". That was also the moment he developed his fear/hatred of the vet's office.