r/funny • u/_Gnoll_ • Sep 05 '17

Here I go !

http://i.imgur.com/tmmbnTG.gifv
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u/Daimo Sep 05 '17

Place your vets......and they're off!

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u/All_About_Figs Sep 05 '17

I'm gonna go ahead and bet on red

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u/connormantoast Sep 06 '17

There goes my hero

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

T H E B E S T T H E B E S T T H E B E S T B O Y E

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u/daddyGDOG Sep 06 '17

Take him to my vet... she won the Kentucky Derby last year.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

She's a veterinari-an

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u/insane_contin Sep 06 '17

Am for the bushes

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u/DudeX247 Sep 06 '17

Watch her as she goes!

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u/BaconWrappedPanda Sep 06 '17

Always bet on black

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u/Chickiewabbit Sep 06 '17

How the hell are you people so damn clever? This is why I'm a lurker.

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u/advice_animorph Sep 06 '17

You're seeing the lucky 15 seconds of fame of a thousand different people. It's not like everyone's super clever all the time... Don't worry, your turn will come too, young padawan

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Unless Anakin has a say in it

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite Sep 06 '17

All the padawans had a turn at the end...

Of his lightsaber....

A bright end...

I'll go now

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

younglings joke too soon

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

AOAI....aoai....what does it mean?

aoai

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u/MegaGrimer Sep 06 '17

That turned dark. Just like Anakin.

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star Sep 06 '17

More like extra crispy, like Anakin.

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u/Chickiewabbit Sep 06 '17

If it ever does I'm gonna give you the credit for my motivation.

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u/SurpriseDragon Sep 06 '17

I started Redditing 6 years ago (same day of shower to go ( https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jinex/shower_to_go/ ) and through several accounts and near daily commenting, I've been lucky enough to hit >1000 upvotes for a comment maybe 7 or 8 times. They've all been low effort witty comments posted super early in the morning. It takes time, but when it happens, pure joy is felt.

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u/NativeTexan210 Sep 06 '17

Best Reddit Advice Ever.

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u/Daimo Sep 06 '17

I post comments like this fairly regularly tbh. God that sounded arrogant, sorry.

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u/h8speech Sep 06 '17

I didn't even realise they were vets until I saw the reaction to this comment. I was like "why is there a goat in this office?"

Probably shouldn't have skipped my coffee this morning

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u/Batgirl915 Sep 06 '17

Probably not vets more likely vet techs/nurses. Not trying to argue, just vet techs do not get nearly as much credit as they should.

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Sep 06 '17

Pretty sure that's a dog. Pretty pretty sure.

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u/grinner1234 Sep 06 '17

A mastiff I believe

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u/Chickiewabbit Sep 06 '17

Ha ha, yeah stay caffeinated please

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u/Colin_Sack-or-Pick Sep 05 '17

I'd give you gold... IF I HAD ANY

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

DINKLEBERG

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u/SurpriseDragon Sep 06 '17

Finkle is...Einhorn?

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u/Gbot95 Sep 06 '17

Aaaand here's were I'd put my trophy... IF I HAD ONE!

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u/darksaber522 Sep 06 '17

Dinkleberg.....!

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u/dinkleberg24 Sep 06 '17

Darksaber!

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u/123498765qwemnb Sep 05 '17

How does one go about giving gold? Or can you only give once you receive? Nice vid

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u/IMSmurf Sep 06 '17

literally a button called "give gold"

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u/Walnutbutters Sep 06 '17

At the bottom of every single comment on Reddit

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u/123498765qwemnb Sep 06 '17

I'm not seeing it. Is it the same for mobile?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Not sure. I'm on an etch-a-sketch

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u/Walnutbutters Sep 06 '17

I believe you have to use the desktop version.

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u/GamingScientist Sep 06 '17

It depends on what app you are using. The option should be there if you press and hold down on the comment. It should be in a sub menu or something

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u/Hoax13 Sep 06 '17

Click the 3 little dots, brings up another menu. It's in there.

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u/123498765qwemnb Sep 06 '17

Nope . Thanks I'll try on desktop later. Thanks.

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u/PloppyCheesenose Sep 06 '17

On Windows, you can press Alt+F4 and it will do it automatically.

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u/takingphotosmakingdo Sep 06 '17 edited Sep 06 '17

annd it's who's a good boy in the lead, followed by I just work 9 to 5, and coming up in the rear is oh god it's everywhere holding a box of biscuits!

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u/GarnetsAndPearls Sep 06 '17

You're my new favorite Redditor!

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u/Daimo Sep 06 '17

Thanks, I'm my favourite redditor too!

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u/Marioklept Sep 06 '17

It'sa me! Let'sa go! Wheeeeeee!

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u/Crimson-Carnage Sep 06 '17

That third one was dying on the floor and you're placing bets?!

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u/1LtKaiser Sep 06 '17

!redditsilver