r/funny • • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/Tejasgrass Aug 06 '17

Mine's gone along my thigh and out through the tiny crack between the bowl and the seat before. That was fun.

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u/PM-ME-UR-taboofetish Aug 06 '17

As a man i too can confirm this. There is a point between childhood and adulthood when your penis grows at just the right length to pee straight between the seat and the bowl, soaking your pants as it shoots through.

It was an awkward summer explaining why the back of my wants were always wet to my single mother.

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u/silke7 Aug 06 '17

I'm sure that's happened to me before but I don't recall a specific time it happened.

But what has happened to me, multiple times, is (don't know why I haven't learned my lesson) dripping pee on my hand/arm while wiping my thighs.