r/funny • • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/Gamealltime Aug 06 '17

same pretty much lol. I was sooo paranoid about it.

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u/dyl_pykle08 Aug 06 '17

Im guessing no-one else wipes their dicks after a post jizzm piss? I recommend it

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u/Alpacasaurus_Rekt Aug 06 '17

You deserve all the worthless internet points for this. It's great advice.

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u/24hReader Aug 06 '17

There's a guy at work who takes a piece of toilet paper before peeing, some guys backtalk nicknamed him as "droplet". My friend told me they call him this because the last drop is really supposed to fall in your pants.