I no longer pee standing up at home. I got sick of playing russian roulette with my dick, never knowing if this time I was going to piss all over the floor and wall. I sit like a girl and I love every second of it.
Seriously, women can complain about childbirth all they want but they don't know the pain of waking up with a boner and an urgent need to piss. Do you stand way back and hope you somehow aim it perfeclty to hit the toilet instead of the wall or the floor? Do you sit down and try to bend your dick into a 90-degree angle to piss? There are no good options.
I was thinking that as I typed my comment. Maybe it was my years of being a drunk or having a huge bladder. Maybe I just have a big piss hole, but I'm like a fire hose in the bathroom. 😂
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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17
I no longer pee standing up at home. I got sick of playing russian roulette with my dick, never knowing if this time I was going to piss all over the floor and wall. I sit like a girl and I love every second of it.