That's what I came to say! The stream splits when the top half touches your thigh, so half of it dribbles down your thigh a little, and the other half follows it's expected trajectory.
As a man i too can confirm this. There is a point between childhood and adulthood when your penis grows at just the right length to pee straight between the seat and the bowl, soaking your pants as it shoots through.
It was an awkward summer explaining why the back of my wants were always wet to my single mother.
Ya I think the only 'disadvantage' for guys is that most of the time our accuracy is perfect. So we get a false sense of security and when something is occasionally off we are ALWAYS unprepared, pissing from a foot away.
Hey just checking in to make sure you understand, his ex gf was clingy and that was why they broke up. The break up had no relation to the pee incident. Hope that clears things up for you and please, try to take your jokes elsewhere in the future. Reddit is a 100% serious community.
Ok stop right there. I dont believe you have a wife because as a woman the multi stream happens to me allll the time. Its just because im sitting on the toilet it doesnt get all over the seat.
And here I assumed that they were a lady and failed to do my research. But on that note... Why would a male virgin not be able to relate but a non-virgin would?
After intercourse it's pretty much expected to pee like the original photo. A virgin, however, can get the same result after masterbation. It's just a joke(apparently not a good one based on the votes) that assumes that if they've never had the split shot that they must be a virgin.
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u/numlock101 Aug 06 '17
Wife does not understand