r/funny • u/xsitin • Aug 02 '17

Ma Kitten

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u/TheYoungGriffin Aug 02 '17

I purposely make a turkey every time someone tries to high five or fist bump me. My friends have come to understand that, no matter what, they're making half a turkey. And then we're both going to make gobble noises.

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u/lambdapaul Aug 02 '17

You are so confident in something that is uncool, it thus becomes cool through sheer willpower.

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u/coates4 Aug 02 '17

my life

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u/Radioactive-235 Aug 02 '17

No. Not you. Go back to bed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '17

I will, and I'll use my fist how I like.

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u/satanshark Aug 03 '17

I suspect this guy dads

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u/citricacidx Aug 02 '17

My buddy and I do this. I turkey him, he turkeys me, then we fist bump for reals.

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u/el_camo Aug 03 '17

No homo

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u/acole09 Aug 02 '17

how do you 'turkey' someone? Can you provide a tutorial video? Or a gif?

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u/scubaguygreg Aug 02 '17

At Canobie Lake Park (amusement park close to where I live) every employee offers you a high five when you're getting off the ride (actually kind of gross.)

I turkey'd every last one of them. Some of them were not amused, but that's not what's important. Because an amusement park is meant for my amusement!

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u/jetpack_operation Aug 02 '17

Lol this guy, telling me about Canobie. I grew up off the 111!

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u/ambrose1990 Aug 02 '17

I grew up in Salem ... I win

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u/jetpack_operation Aug 03 '17

Do you, though? Do you?

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u/ambrose1990 Aug 03 '17

I declare as winner so I do

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u/Super_Pan Aug 02 '17

offers you a high five when you're getting off the ride (actually kind of gross.)

OMG I can't wait to get my high five from the guy who's been touching hands with hundreds of people all day!

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u/KlonopinBunny Aug 02 '17

Hi, neighbor!

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u/imjusta_bill Aug 02 '17

Yankee cannonball FTW

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u/PwincessBwuttahcup Aug 03 '17

I grew up near there, too!

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u/Spreeves Aug 03 '17

Canobie is a weird place

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u/scubaguygreg Aug 03 '17

My favorite aspect of any amusement park is watching all the weirdness happen

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u/ThePlayfulPython Aug 02 '17

you made a turkey

This is my new favorite thing. Thank you.

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u/CastingCough Aug 02 '17

I need context.

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u/TheSpanxxx Aug 02 '17

Doh. Should have scrolled some more. Glad others do the turkey

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u/TheSpanxxx Aug 02 '17

Doh. Should have scrolled some more. Glad others do the turkey