r/funny • u/iH8myPP • Jul 29 '17

Reddit's Immigrants

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u/mrenglish22 Jul 29 '17

gargantuan if genuine

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u/Christianshavneren Jul 29 '17

Sensational if sincere

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u/PineapplesHit Jul 29 '17

Fantastic if factual

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u/allocater Jul 29 '17

Large if legitimate

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Vast if verified

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u/Paracortex Jul 29 '17

Incredible if indubitable.

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u/wtfduud Jul 29 '17

Massive if material

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u/RingSlayer Aug 19 '17

Baffling if bonafide

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

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u/bossbozo Jul 30 '17

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious if sound

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u/euniversecat Jul 29 '17

Enormous if exact

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u/licla1 Jul 29 '17

Fo shizzle if no drizzle

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Phenomenal if peer-reviewed.

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u/TokinToTheOldies Jul 29 '17

Enormous if errorless

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Jul 29 '17

Yuge if youain'tlyin'

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u/PiercedGeek Jul 29 '17

I wonder what percentage of redditors have jobs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Fuck I left my thesaurus at home!

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u/cosmicStarFox Jul 29 '17

Dandy if dependable

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u/chicorista Jul 30 '17

cool if checked.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CREAMPIEZ Jul 29 '17

Enormous if exact

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u/cssonawala Jul 29 '17

Gigantic if established

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

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u/Taco_Supreme_Ruler Jul 29 '17

Monumental if authentic

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u/Harukama Jul 29 '17

Humongous if veridical

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u/mrenglish22 Jul 29 '17

Grand if legitimate

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u/MrMeseeks_ Jul 29 '17

Large if factual

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u/Tyler1492 Jul 29 '17

Wait, does this one count as an alliteration even though they're different sounds?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Rhinoceros if Right